That's right, DC, but what we do know is that there have been multiple witnesses, some of them who have called us minutes after the incident occurred to let us in on the story!
Correct, MT, and crazy as this might sound it looks like the rumors are true, indeed! Angels are a thing of the now, as multiple witnesses have described to us the apparitions during the incident at the Bowery Hotel.
Yes, and it looks like a new age is upon us, as alligators in the sewers are a thing of the past!
And boy, would that be a tragedy, if it did cause blindness after seeing something like that! I surely wouldn't want it to be the last thing I see!
No, I wouldn't either, brother! Accounts from other bystanders also describe this being wearing almost to nothing in garments while sporting a grayish tone of skin!
Almost sculpture-like, you think? My I would think it rather strange to look at. Yuck.
Well, I got to tell you, nothing surprises me anymore in the city that never sleeps!
Yes, I concur, dear friend. Now, as more reports come in, we will make sure to follow up in today's top story, so keep tuning in, ladies, gentlemen, super-powered people and the like!
How about we hit you all with some tunes now?
I agree, let's brighten up this morning and wipe away the sadness, get ready to jam away, folks, I am your DJ DC.
And I'm DJ MT.
And WE are Radio Nowhere!
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