Episode Thirty-One: Tanuki, The Immovable Guardian.

One, Two, Three,
She Came One Night Crying To Me,
Long Time No See.

The Slasher Hunter,
Privy To Information,
Welcoming You To Our Collective Nation.

Been Eons Since I Last Remember,
Who Was It I Made Our Latest Member?
Member To Our Club,
Accept This VIP Pass,
Buckle Up.

We Are Just Getting Started,
You'll See--
There Is A Lot To Learn,
Between You And Me.

Do You Believe In Fate,
Predetermination,
Predestination,
That Everything Happens For A Reason?

Perhaps We Met At The Correct Season.

Season Of The Witch--
You've Already Met The "Boss Ass B*tch."

And As Time Moves Forward,
As Time Inevitably Does--
Will You Become A Warrior,
Harness That Pain Beneath You,
As Strength Not Loss.

Like The Immovable Tanuki,
Shapeshifter Of The Gods,
Comical Trickster,
With A Heart Of Gold,
Always Smiling,
Always Bold.

Gods Aren't Born,
They're Made,
Welcome To The Aether,
Hope You Enjoy Your Stay,
I See A Fire Inside You,
Burning And Molding--
From The Finest China Clay.

I Don't Pick At Random,
And I'm Sure You Already Know,
I Cannot Lie,
So Let Your Inner God
​Glow.

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