Episode Seventeen: "Moose"

Followed The Buffalo,
Down To The Waterhole,
Same As Z,
Another Asshole.

Met At Work,
The Story Goes,
Even Though She Hated You So,
Met At That Same Place As Her,
Ain't It Funny, Though?
Chapter Twenty-Six,
She Would Warn You About Moose And Buffalo.

Then The Coin Flipped,
Bros Before Hoes,
The Moose Skipped Along.

Saw The Same Pain In His Eyes,
Different Responses, I Might Add,
Something About Him Made Friendship Strong,
Playing Pool And Karaoke,
"A Simple Man"
Very Low-Key.

Then The Incident Happened,
And He Vanished,
Joined Buffalo In The Search For Him,
Lo And Behold,
He Reappeared,
Thought You Had Lost Him,
But Don't Worry, He And Buffalo Share The Same Scene.

It Was T-Time And You All Know What Happened,
Z Said Goodbye,
Sent Another Friend Packing.

Ran Into Him At Work One Last Time,
Avoided His Text-Messages,
What A Crime.

This Is Why You Can't Have Friends,
You Hurt Them All,
Then We Brothers,
Entered The Brawl.

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