Myth #11: Hydra

Something So Obscene,
Yet Serene.

How I Abhor Thee,
Tell Me, Theseus, Do You See?

A serpent in the garden,
another mythological beast,
taking us to another darling feast.

Amidst Our Cherry Tree We Will Dine--

But what's for dinner?

Glad You Asked.

A most precious plate?

Indeed So, But Careful It Bites Back.

Just like its heads,
appetite that grows back.

Now Now, Don't Attack.

But you said it was a feast, Theo--
And I Did Not Lie,
But Careful, Watch For Its All-Seeing Eye.

A seeker of truth?
Do Not Be Rude.
Protector of lies?
Welcome His Interlude.

We shall find the next monster and proceed,
Indeed So, For The Sake Of Battle We Bleed.

Snuff.
A sword much rough.

Let's Pay A Visit To Hades--
To the Underworld what for?
I Need To Look At The Ladies.
How much longer must you tease them?
I Go Down Only To Feed Them.

They are Hades' pet, not yours.

Do As I Say And Follow.
No other choice, hard pill to swallow.

We Will Fight The Serpent After,
do you promise that?
I Do Love A Splatter.
Eat another head in a platter?

Best Dish Is A Dish With No Bottom,
then hurry I am hungry,
So Common.
Can't help it, I'm a junkie.

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