Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Catch a liar by its nose.
If it hollers, make sure it knows,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Mother told me
To pick the very best one
And you are not it.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Fetch another, let the first go,
If this one cries, make it tip-toe,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Mother warned me
To pick the very best one
And you are not it.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Goodbye to the second, get a third one, though,
If this one fails, quid pro quo,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Mother implored me
To pick the very best one
And you are not it.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Still here, bring the fourth forward,
If this one breaks, keep it cornered,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Mother begged me
To pick the very best one
And you are not it.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Keep on counting, fifth comes along,
If this one shatters, be it my swan song,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Mother cried
"Pick one now"
And you are not it.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe,
Along the sixth and final woe,
Covered in pixie dust, one final blow,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
Mother's quiet
I've picked one now
And you are it.
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"People out there are always looking for an angle, looking to play on your weakness." - Rick Grimes.